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The Mobility.ng BBM Group has a humour section, amongst others. Here is something that we are currently enjoying there.
The inimitable Akpos sent the following story from the hospital, where he is currently on admission.
“Today I got knocked out by a woman. I was in the elevator when that busty lady with excellent cleavage got on. I was staring at her boobs, then she said, would you please press 1? So I picked the left one. I don’t remember much afterwards.”
Please take out time from your busy schedule to wish Akpos a speedy recovery.