Women have a problem. We thrive on attention but we pretend to not want the attention.
I’m at the bus stop and this guy starts talking to me. So we’re parting ways and he’s like “Can I have your number?”
Guy: Okay *leaves*
It was good that he wasn’t pursuing and disturbing me. I was relieved even. No wahala. But a part of me was like, “Why didn’t he insist?” Bla bla bla. Funny part is, I wasn’t even going to give him no matter how much he insisted.
But I was still upset that he didn’t insist. Women.
The above is a true life story that I picked up from an unknown handle on Twitter actually. So, it isn’t my story exactly, but cool story still 🙂 The man in the story must have been my twin, however, because that is my response exactly when a woman says “No”. I just move on. Life is too short to be wondering whether a woman really means no or would love for me to persist. Now, you know the one reason why Mister Mo has been unsuccessful with women. Yes: women!
*Rides off into the dawn on a white stallion*
PS: Thanks to @Gboukzi whose retweets brought this story to my attention.
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