Honestly, if you need advice on boy-girl matters, just come and see me. Like Emma did last week. He is engaged to get married, and came to me to say that the babes of his bachelor days were “fighting back”. Three of them. Each one was pestering him for a date before the wedding was to take place. He said to me: “Even with my IV in their hands, they are asking for a night out.”
My “professional” recommendation to him? This:
Take all of them out together. That way, nothing can happen 😀
Emma hit the floor rolling but admitted that it was a brilliant plan. So he set out to fix the date. As he later told me, he fixed the rendezvous and set arrival for each of them at 20 minutes intervals. His feedback on the date:
“The look on their faces was priceless. Your wicked idea meant the date was short and I did most of the talking. And I also lost a BBM and WhatsApp contact.”
Oh well; mission accomplished anyway. Yes; I know. I am a very resident evil.
Founder of MobilityArena. Yomi’s journey in mobile started in 2001. Besides obsessing over mobile phones, he also started creating WAP sites (early mobile-friendly websites created with WML). He began writing about phones in 2004 and has been at it since then. He has owned over 200 devices, from Symbian, Palm, PocketPC/Windows Mobile, BlackBerry/BB10, webOS, Windows Phone, Firefox, Ubuntu Touch, to Android, iOS, and KaiOS operating systems.