Humour: If your wife uses a dual-SIM phone
"If your wife uses a dual sim phone, save both numbers under one name: WIFE. NEVER save as Wife 1 and wife 2."
-From a Hospitalized Husband
— Victor Asemota (@asemota) May 2, 2014
Sounds like good advice.
Ho! Hoo!! Hooo!!!
Now, that made my ribs ache.