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Dearly beloved,
We are PowerPoint Bible Church, the place where we help you Excel by giving you Access to eternal truths that will change your Outlook to life.
Residents of the city need only OneDrive to be a part of our service every Sunday. If you are resident in another city or are unable to physically fellowship with us, we will be Live on Skype as well to give you a Window into our awesome service.
However you fellowship with us, we promise you that it will be a time to Binge on the Word. This ain’t no Xbox. We take you and your spiritual needs serious.
You are welcome to shoot our pastoral team a Hotmail for all your spiritual counselling needs.
God bless you.
Pastor Mo
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Credit: Thanks to Amasonic for inspiring his post.
Founder of MobilityArena. Yomi’s journey in mobile started in 2001. Besides obsessing over mobile phones, he also started creating WAP sites (early mobile-friendly websites created with WML). He began writing about phones in 2004 and has been at it since then. He has owned over 200 devices, from Symbian, Palm, PocketPC/Windows Mobile, BlackBerry/BB10, webOS, Windows Phone, Firefox, Ubuntu Touch, to Android, iOS, and KaiOS operating systems.
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Quite hilarious
You forgot to italicise “window” in the last line of paragraph 2.
Nice one
Austine,
Thanks. Fixed that now.
The Outlook is bright. That’s the Word. All we do is Excel!
This is quite beautifully written Mr. Mo. Very beautiful indeed! You should make this go viral!