You may be wondering what baby-making has to do with mobile. Plenty. According to a handful of researches and studies, excessive use of mobile phones and laptops can result in impotence. This isn’t any new information to me. For example, I can tell you that its best not to put your laptop on …errr..well, your laps. No pun intended. When placed on the laps, the heat generated by a laptop can result in difficulty impregnating your wife. So, if you’ve been trying for a baby but are guilty, do adjust. Your mobile and/or laptop usage may be responsible.
I don’t have links to the study that inspired this post right now, but I will fish out one or two later and update you. In the meantime, at least you know why I’m thankful that I am retired from baby-making. I can continue to play with my beloved toys as I wish.
In related news, I understand that Jesse Oguntimehin has been on a phone acquisition spree, cycling through phones in an attempt to eventually unseat Don Mo. Emmanuel Olalere, I see you too. I don’t know what your individual mobile counts are, but you better go have all the kids you want in a hurry before endeavouring on that kind of adventure. I have nothing to lose. I don’t think the same can be said for you guys. Toodles!
Now, where are those beauties of mine? Come to daddy, babies!
Founder of MobilityArena. Yomi’s journey in mobile started in 2001. Besides obsessing over mobile phones, he also started creating WAP sites (early mobile-friendly websites created with WML). He began writing about phones in 2004 and has been at it since then. He has owned over 200 devices, from Symbian, Palm, PocketPC/Windows Mobile, BlackBerry/BB10, webOS, Windows Phone, Firefox, Ubuntu Touch, to Android, iOS, and KaiOS operating systems.