If your mobile is giving issues, such as draining battery unusually fast, not booting, or rebooting itself spontaneously, here is a universal quick solution to the problem, especially if it is one of those fancy expensive models.
1. Open the window
2. Take the phone
3. Throw the phone
4. Close the window
5. If it doesn’t work, repeat all first 4 steps several times
Yes; that’s me in the picture laughing. I really laughed that hard when I first saw this tip. Honest.