Introducing Sinmo app. What if there was an app that lets you pay the wages of sin in cash, so you can freely sin more? You know, one that works similar to how the old Roman Catholic system of “indulgences” worked?
If the concept of purchasing the rights to sin with reckless abandon appeals to you, if you want to do away with any form of guilt feelings about the wrong you do, there is an app for that: Sinmo.
This is a mobile app that lets you pick what sins you want to partake in upfront so you can settle the bill before the fact. And should you slip and fall into sin on the spur of the moment, the app lets you still settle the wages after the fact.
It sounds brilliant; right? Whatever the sin, however it happens, no matter the gravity, you can pay the price and find security and salvation. Right below is a quick introductory video to this revolutionary app that solves the sin problem.
The easy way to pay the wages of sin: Sinmo Video
Fantastic; right? Absolutely brilliant thinking. It is downright revolutionary, if you ask me. With Sinmo app, the wages of sin is no longer death. Cash is king in this day and age. Death is so barbaric. Just pay cash. The app even has surge pricing – for Friday nights and summer holidays, I imagine!
How To Use Sinmo App
- Download the app to your smartphone and install
- Launch the app and select the sins you want indulgence for (that one that so easily besets you is one of those that you want to make sure you are covered for)
- Pay the price; the more grievous the sin, the heavier the price. As such, a small lie will cost you less than stealing. If you would like to become a kingpin and run the crime rings of your city, you pay a much heftier sum for the opportunity to. Fair’s fair.
That is it. In three easy steps, you are good to go.
How to download Sinmo mobile app and sin more
According to the video, God has to artificially inseminate your phone with this revolutionary app. Good luck with that. Sinmo would be perfect if things work that way. I mean, who wouldn’t love for redemption to be available for cash? We’d all just sin more and pay the wages of sin on a pay-as-you-go basis, and everything would be alright.
Thankfully, the app is no more than a work of comedy. The app does not exist. At least, I wasn’t able to find it. I checked Play Store, and I ran web searches. Zilch. Nada. You can join in the search. The more, the merrier, after all. Perhaps someone somewhere has the Sinmo APK download file. Who knows?
Perhaps it exists for iOS users? You iPhone owners in the house need to check and let us know. Of course, we always suspected that you lot sin more than the rest of us, so it wouldn’t be a shock to find that the app is an iOS exclusive. *dodges tomatoes and shoes and all sorts of flying objects*
Do you really want to pay cash to sin all you want? You know, similar to what those eat-all-you-can buffets work? Wait on the Lord; for at the right time, He shall remember thee and inseminate thy mobile phone with the amazing, sin conquering Sinmo app. The grace of the Lord God be with thee, and may He cause His face to shine upon thee. Etc, etc.
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