Pay the wages of sin with Sinmo app and sin more

What if there was an app that lets you pay the wages of sin in cash so you can freely sin more? You know, one that works similar to how the old Roman Catholic system of “indulgences” worked? Think Sinmo app.

It is an app that lets you pick what sins you want to partake in upfront so you can settle the bill before the fact. And should you slip and fall into sin on the spur of the moment, the app lets you still settle the wages after the fact.

Here’s a quick introductory video to this revolutionary app.

The easy way to pay the wages of sin

With Sinmo app, the wages of sin is no longer death. Just pay cash. The app even has surge pricing – for Friday nights, I imagine!

Sin more with sinmo app: pay the wages of sin in cash

How to get Sinmo app and sin more

According to the video, God has to artificially inseminate your phone with this revolutionary app. Good luck with that.

Sinmo would be perfect if things work that way. I mean, who wouldn’t love for redemption to be available for cash? We’d all just sin more and pay the wages of sin on a pay-as-you-go basis and everything would be alright.

Thankfully, the Sinmo app is no more than a work of comedy. The app does not exist. At least, I wasn’t able to find it. I checked Play Store and I ran web searches. Zilch. Nada.

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Perhaps it exists for iOS users? You iPhone owners in the house need to check and let us know. Of course, we always suspected that you lot sin more than the rest of us, so it wouldn’t be a shock to find that the app is an iOS exclusive.

*dodges tomotoes and shoes and all sorts of flying objects*

Want to pay cash to sin? Wait on the Lord; for at the right time, He shall inseminate your phone with the Sinmo app.

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Mister Mobility

I started blogging about mobile in 2004 as a fun way to share my passion for gadgets and mobile services. My other interests include digital media, speaking and teaching, photography, travelling, and dancing.

One thought on “Pay the wages of sin with Sinmo app and sin more

  • November 20, 2018 at 1:56 pm
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    Lol. Even if there was an app like that, it is worse and never better than what has already been done to sin. Jesus destroyed sin that it will never have dominion over us anymore. So, without SINMO we enjoy what Jesus already paid for.

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