I’m sorry to disturb you! My name is God. You hardly have time for me. I love you and always bless you. I am always with you. I need you to spend 30 minutes of your time with Me today. Don’t pray. Just praise. Today I want this message across the world before midnight. Will you help ? Please do not cut it and I’ll help you with something that you are in need of. Just dare Me! A blessing is coming your way. Pleased drop everything & pass it on. Tomorrow will be the Best Day of your Life. Don’t break this chain. Send this to 14 friends in 10 minutes.
Sigh. Please pass me a double hotdog shawarma. If you have words, please comment.