This Obama Story Is Bollocks

One Night President Obama and his wife Michelle decided to do something out of routine and go for a casual dinner at a restaurant that wasn’t too luxurious. When they were seated, the owner of the restaurant asked the President’s secret service if he could please speak to the First Lady in private.

The Obamas

They obliged and Michelle had a conversation with the owner. Following this conversation President Obama asked Michelle,

“Why was he so interested in talking to you.?”, President Obama curiously asked his wife.

She informed the Husband that in her teenage years, the man had been madly in love with her.

President Obama then said, “So if you had married him, you would now be the owner of this lovely restaurant?”

Michelle responded, “No. If I had married him, he would now be the President.”

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You would have read this story somewhere else before now. That last line is pure, unadulterated bollocks (if you prefer, “bullshit”). It should insult the intelligence of anyone with their heads screwed right. If she had married that dude, he would now be the President? Get off that crack you’re smoking please. Thank you.

Mister Mobility

I started blogging about mobile in 2004 as a fun way to share my passion for gadgets and mobile services. My other interests include digital media, speaking and teaching, photography, travelling, and dancing.

3 thoughts on “This Obama Story Is Bollocks

  • March 19, 2013 at 9:18 am
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    Comment? Nah. Oh ok, let me say this. Uncle Mo, your mind is completely alienated. This post just +1 my words this morning.

  • March 22, 2013 at 11:18 pm
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    And so this was transcribed in all its glory to tell us it’s a cock and bull story?

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