You have all been so busy with Anna. Sorry, dudes, I’m romancing Belle already, and she is more babe than Anna in every way.
You know the saying, “All things enjoyable in life are either expensive, forbidden, poisonous, dangerous, or married!” Anna is official. Nokia probably won’t smile at what I have done flashing my N8 to Belle. No vex, abeg!
But understand me: the temptation was much. The leaked files and videos got me hot and burning. The spirit was willing, but the flesh was weak.
Don’t tell me you have never run into that babe or dude that you just wanted more than any other. Yes, naaa. Eventually, what the…! I downloaded the files and flashed my Nokia N8 to Belle.
Anna is a fine teenager, but she does not have the full, voluptous curves of a full grown woman like Belle.
Like her? Symbian Belle is round and brown! Who needs a clumsy robot or an itoy? All haters, take a deep dive. This Symbian OS rocks.
Disclaimer: If you do choose to get in bed with Belle like I have done, you do it at your own risk. I cannot be held responsible. MobilityNigeria cannot be held responsible too. Even if you flash it successfully, your warranty is gone. Let me say that in Naija lingo – You are O.Y.O if you run after Belle before Nokia releases her to you! I don talk my own.