Romantic Comedy: I am like a mobile phone & you are my SIM card

Wife (to husband): How much do you love me?

Husband: I love you beyond description.

Wife: Please, give me a description.

Husband: Okay. I am like a mobile phone and you are my SIM card. I am nothing without you.

Wife (blushing): Wow! That’s so romantic. You are the best husband in the world.

Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn’t know I’m a Chinese phone, with FOUR SIM slots.

This is a slightly modified version of a joke seen on Facebook.