Wife (to husband): How much do you love me?
Husband: I love you beyond description.
Wife: Please, give me a description.
Husband: Okay. I am like a mobile phone and you are my SIM card. I am nothing without you.
Wife (blushing): Wow! That’s so romantic. You are the best husband in the world.
Husband (saying to himself): Thank God she doesn’t know I’m a Chinese phone, with FOUR SIM slots.
This is a slightly modified version of a joke seen on Facebook.
Founder of MobilityArena. Yomi’s journey in mobile started in 2001. Besides obsessing over mobile phones, he also started creating WAP sites (early mobile-friendly websites created with WML). He began writing about phones in 2004 and has been at it since then. He has owned over 200 devices, from Symbian, Palm, PocketPC/Windows Mobile, BlackBerry/BB10, webOS, Windows Phone, Firefox, Ubuntu Touch, to Android, iOS, and KaiOS operating systems.